Wapnigwit is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, tranquil wombat.

Wapnigwit created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Wapnigwit, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wapnigwit, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Wapnigwit's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Wapnigwit's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never look at planets.

4. Do not wear brown clothing.

5. Always obey Wapnigwit's priests.