Nurhugzan is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, selfish ant.

Nurhugzan created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nurhugzan, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Nurhugzan, it will remove you from existence.

Nurhugzan's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Nurhugzan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about aardvarks.

2. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Run away if eight dogs approach from the north.