Nanstanmit is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, unjust badger.

Nanstanmit created the Tadpole Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nanstanmit, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Nanstanmit, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Nanstanmit's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Nanstanmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Run away from yellow dogs, for they are unholy.

3. Pray towards the north.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about dark matter near seals while wearing indigo scarves and balancing three iron spheres on your feet.