Zandubnurt is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, astonishing zebra.

Zandubnurt created Asia two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zandubnurt, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zandubnurt, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Zandubnurt's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Zandubnurt's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed peas to rats while wearing boots.

2. Do not wear carbon on your body.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.