Cabcunjad is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, loving giraffe.

Cabcunjad created the planet Venus three million years ago.

If you believe in Cabcunjad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Cabcunjad, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Cabcunjad's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Cabcunjad's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about electromagnetism.

2. Do not wear black clothing.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not trade with those who eat peas.

5. Fast once a month.