Davbotkampag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, amazing pigeon.

Davbotkampag created Europe nine million years ago.

If you believe in Davbotkampag, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Davbotkampag, it will curse you with boils.

Davbotkampag's most sacred site is Phepheng in Botswana.

Davbotkampag's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the east.

2. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

3. Never talk about chlorophyll.

4. Never think ill of sick sheep.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.