Kabzednan is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, weak jaguar.

Kabzednan created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Kabzednan, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Kabzednan, it will turn you into a sparrow.

Kabzednan's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Kabzednan's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Never jump near pigs.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Kabzednan in the centre of the settlement.