Homtennarwap is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful armadillo.

Homtennarwap created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Homtennarwap, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Homtennarwap, it will send minions to preach to you.

Homtennarwap's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Homtennarwap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Always treat badgers with great respect.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not dye your hair red.