Riltettiflowhit is a god.

It takes the form of a small, effective troll.

Riltettiflowhit created a bottom quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Riltettiflowhit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Riltettiflowhit, it will send minions to preach to you.

Riltettiflowhit's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Riltettiflowhit's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.

4. Feed all hungry dolphins.

5. Fast once a month.