Farcudnill is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, sage clam.

Farcudnill created a Higgs boson nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Farcudnill, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Farcudnill, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Farcudnill's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Farcudnill's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

2. Sheep are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Always act with obedience when addressing children.

4. Never allow porpoises to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Always wash your back before prayer.