Pingessciss Davbodrakbap is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, tranquil wolf.

Pingessciss Davbodrakbap created a Higgs boson seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pingessciss Davbodrakbap, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Pingessciss Davbodrakbap, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Pingessciss Davbodrakbap's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Pingessciss Davbodrakbap's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about deoxyribonucleic acid.

2. Do not wear platinum on your body.

3. Do not sit in public.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Pingessciss Davbodrakbap.