Canvadquart is a god.

He takes the form of a six hundred metre long, conceited beaver.

Canvadquart created water nine million years ago.

If you believe in Canvadquart, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Canvadquart, he will turn you into a rock.

Canvadquart's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Canvadquart's Holy Commandments

1. Always help geese.

2. Always treat dogs with great respect.

3. Never sing in the presence of cats.

4. You must never eat grapes.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.