Fasranhig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, tiresome fish.

Fasranhig created Africa four years ago.

If you believe in Fasranhig, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fasranhig, he will think nothing of it.

Fasranhig's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Fasranhig's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove coats before touching carbon.

2. Never feed spinach to ants while wearing cyan shoes.

3. Never hurt ducks.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not fashion tools from titanium.