Gebnakdon is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, bad-tempered owl.

Gebnakdon created everything that exists five million years ago.

If you believe in Gebnakdon, he will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Gebnakdon, he will make you grow a tail.

Gebnakdon's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Gebnakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in yellow rooms.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Do not resist chaos.

5. Do not kill badgers.