Konhankam Mobdadgat is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, sapient toad.

Konhankam Mobdadgat created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Konhankam Mobdadgat, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Konhankam Mobdadgat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Konhankam Mobdadgat's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Konhankam Mobdadgat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.