Wonfemriggof is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, astonishing dugong.

Wonfemriggof created an electron seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Wonfemriggof, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Wonfemriggof, it will turn you into a rock.

Wonfemriggof's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Wonfemriggof's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Never talk about goats.