Kinkabomt is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, omnipotent otter.

Kinkabomt created carbon six billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinkabomt, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Kinkabomt, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Kinkabomt's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kinkabomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing green shoes and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

2. Always wear plain rings during rituals.

3. Hide from mauve capybaras for they are unholy.

4. Never mention badgers.

5. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.