Tam is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, calm dragonfly.

Tam created an atom nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tam, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Tam, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Tam's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Tam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Never think ill of sick mice.

3. Do not dye your hair brown.

4. Never write about chromosomes.

5. Always take life seriously.