Loopsadranappfligsag is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, fast narwhal.

Loopsadranappfligsag created the Tadpole Galaxy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Loopsadranappfligsag, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Loopsadranappfligsag, it will turn you into a rat.

Loopsadranappfligsag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Loopsadranappfligsag's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with purity.

2. Loopsadranappfligsag must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look at comets.

4. Always obey Loopsadranappfligsag's priests.

5. Do not count beyond three during ceremonies.