Armkardub Fonsigxucgod is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, passionate clam.

Armkardub Fonsigxucgod created the planet Mars two years ago.

If you believe in Armkardub Fonsigxucgod, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Armkardub Fonsigxucgod, it will send minions to preach to you.

Armkardub Fonsigxucgod's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Armkardub Fonsigxucgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chromosomes.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of platinum.

3. Never paint your hands green.

4. Never look at black holes.

5. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.