Hitkipster is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, slow dingo.

Hitkipster created tapeworms six million years ago.

If you believe in Hitkipster, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Hitkipster, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hitkipster's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Hitkipster's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Hitkipster.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate dogs.