Rapgodbonk is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, bad-tempered mole.

Rapgodbonk created a quark nine million years ago.

If you believe in Rapgodbonk, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rapgodbonk, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Rapgodbonk's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Rapgodbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never think about enzymes.

5. Never think ill of sick mice.