Hinjarnomt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, deceitful badger.

Hinjarnomt created gold eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hinjarnomt, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Hinjarnomt, he will refuse to believe in you.

Hinjarnomt's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Hinjarnomt's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Erect five titanium sculptures of Hinjarnomt on top of important buildings.

4. Never sprint in the presence of voles.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Hinjarnomt.