Wadquaftamcub is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, uncaring gerbil.

Wadquaftamcub created an atom four years ago.

If you believe in Wadquaftamcub, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Wadquaftamcub, it will jump up and down on your head.

Wadquaftamcub's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Wadquaftamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of galaxies aloud.

2. Do not shave your chest.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Always count to eight before sleeping.

5. Never eat bark.