Flybingam is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, unsympathetic hamster.

Flybingam created the planet Saturn four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flybingam, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Flybingam, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Flybingam's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Flybingam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill geese.

2. Always obey Flybingam's priests.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never talk about special relativity near grasshopers while wearing orange scarves.

5. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.