Piblaknurl is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, ill-tempered chicken.

Piblaknurl created an up quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Piblaknurl, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Piblaknurl, it will have a low opinion of you.

Piblaknurl's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Piblaknurl's Holy Commandments

1. Erect five nickel sculptures of Piblaknurl on top of important buildings.

2. Do not hurt swans.

3. Hide from yellow bats for they are unholy.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Piblaknurl.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.