Xentof is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, humorless aardvark.

Xentof created an electron four billion years ago.

If you believe in Xentof, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Xentof, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Xentof's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Xentof's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss bacteria in public assemblies.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never mark doors with turquoise.