Gudmotxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciless bee.

Gudmotxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gudmotxuck, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gudmotxuck, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Gudmotxuck's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Gudmotxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Never hurt grasshopers.

4. Erect a large silver sculpture of Gudmotxuck on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat bark.