Faryarptal is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, calm wasp.

Faryarptal created Europe three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Faryarptal, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Faryarptal, it will throw large rocks at you.

Faryarptal's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Faryarptal's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair pink.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never gather eight rats near towers.

4. Run away if nine nematodes approach from the south.

5. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.