Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, awe-inspiring dove.

Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub created energy three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Yarlwabcetvog Duddimhub's priests.

2. Always look after injured dogs.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not kill tortoises.

5. Never talk about ants.