Vinsaggat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, omnipotent cow.

Vinsaggat created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vinsaggat, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Vinsaggat, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Vinsaggat's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Vinsaggat's Holy Commandments

1. Never proclaim while facing east.

2. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never talk about optics.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never stain your back with mauve.