Niltargyak is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, two-faced eagle.

Niltargyak created a strange quark five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Niltargyak, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Niltargyak, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Niltargyak's most sacred site is Estedt in Germany.

Niltargyak's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never feed lots of figs to aardvarks while wearing black coats.

5. Pray towards the east.