Vabgessdot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, unjust naga.

Vabgessdot created the Cigar Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Vabgessdot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Vabgessdot, he will boil you in a big pot.

Vabgessdot's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Vabgessdot's Holy Commandments

1. Goats are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not kill eagles.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.