Voggudged is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, witless turtle.

Voggudged created Asia five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Voggudged, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Voggudged, she will have a low opinion of you.

Voggudged's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Voggudged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching silver.

2. Never remain prostrate at midnight.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Always treat seals with great respect.

5. Always cleanse oil with water.