Vegjatfem is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, merciful centaur.

Vegjatfem created the universe seven million years ago.

If you believe in Vegjatfem, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vegjatfem, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vegjatfem's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Vegjatfem's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Hide from indigo mice for they are unholy.

3. Never wear brown corsets.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.