Bafbimvag is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, all-knowing ferret.

Bafbimvag created the planet Jupiter eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bafbimvag, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Bafbimvag, it will turn you into a frog.

Bafbimvag's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Bafbimvag's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near great tits while wearing indigo corsets and balancing six copper spheres on your neck.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.