Sinbotlit is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, loving camel.

Sinbotlit created humanity nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinbotlit, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Sinbotlit, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sinbotlit's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Sinbotlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear orange boots.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Retreat if seven gulls approach from the east.

4. Erect a large lead sculpture of Sinbotlit on top of all buildings.

5. Never travel toward the north during autumn.