Gadpitflag is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, witless butterfly.

Gadpitflag created the Sol system six million years ago.

If you believe in Gadpitflag, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gadpitflag, she will have a very low opinion of you.

Gadpitflag's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Gadpitflag's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Do not wear fawn clothing.

4. Do not dye your hair turquoise.

5. Never talk about dark energy near grasshopers while wearing mauve shorts and balancing five titanium spheres on your feet.