Arnranstafhud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, ill-tempered bat.

Arnranstafhud created snails five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnranstafhud, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Arnranstafhud, he will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arnranstafhud's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Arnranstafhud's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force near great tits while wearing gray corsets and balancing six silicon spheres on your head.

2. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Arnranstafhud on top of all buildings.

4. Never hurt voles.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.