Panglibomt is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, boastful octopus.

Panglibomt created the universe seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Panglibomt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Panglibomt, it will send you a sign.

Panglibomt's most sacred site is Inshas in Egypt.

Panglibomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity near ducks while wearing gray shoes and balancing five lead spheres on your arms.

2. Never wear orange dresses.

3. Put Panglibomt first in all things.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Panglibomt.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.