Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat is a god.

It takes the form of a large, ruthless dolphin.

Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat created the Tadpole Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat, it will cry a lot.

Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Bisswangodnell Jathakjencat's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never wear purple coats.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Never eat bark.