Ominhakgeb is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, kind rhinoceros.

Ominhakgeb created Mount Everest seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ominhakgeb, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Ominhakgeb, she will curse you with boils.

Ominhakgeb's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Ominhakgeb's Holy Commandments

1. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Do not wear pink clothing.

4. Always treat rats with great respect.

5. Never look at asteroids.