Arpcadsab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, tiresome jellyfish.

Arpcadsab created water seven million years ago.

If you believe in Arpcadsab, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Arpcadsab, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Arpcadsab's most sacred site is Ilmola in Finland.

Arpcadsab's Holy Commandments

1. Arpcadsab loves whales, so they must be respected.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Always help shrews in need.

4. Feed all hungry swans.

5. Learn six new languages a year.