Poddunbum is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, capable deer.

Poddunbum created the Small Magellanic Cloud five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Poddunbum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Poddunbum, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Poddunbum's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Poddunbum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. You must never eat cucumbers.

3. Never wear magenta rings.

4. Never talk about tapirs.

5. Do not take Poddunbum's name in vain.