Armdudpop is a god.

She takes the form of a large, self-confident octopus.

Armdudpop created vertebrates two million years ago.

If you believe in Armdudpop, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Armdudpop, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Armdudpop's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Armdudpop's Holy Commandments

1. Never record secrets.

2. Armdudpop loves swans, so they must be honoured.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never remain kneeling at dawn.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.