Cipcenlin is a god.
He takes the form of a huge, compassionate
dolphin.
Cipcenlin created a quark two years ago.
If you believe in
Cipcenlin, he will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Cipcenlin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.
Cipcenlin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.
Cipcenlin's Holy Commandments1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.
2. Do not wear green clothing.
3. Do not wear tin on your body.
4. Never go into magenta rooms.
5. Put Cipcenlin first in all things.