Cipcenlin is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, compassionate dolphin.

Cipcenlin created a quark two years ago.

If you believe in Cipcenlin, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Cipcenlin, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cipcenlin's most sacred site is Leswalt in Scotland.

Cipcenlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not wear green clothing.

3. Do not wear tin on your body.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Put Cipcenlin first in all things.