Padmadlarg is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered wren.

Padmadlarg created the Virgo Supercluster twelve years ago.

If you believe in Padmadlarg, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Padmadlarg, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Padmadlarg's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Padmadlarg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never eat lentils.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.