Gebbogven is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, intelligent toad.

Gebbogven created silver five billion years ago.

If you believe in Gebbogven, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gebbogven, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gebbogven's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gebbogven's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about gravity.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never feed lots of melons to otters while wearing red trousers.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Gebbogven.