Jinfedtik is a god.

She takes the form of a small, humorless hare.

Jinfedtik created the Sunflower Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Jinfedtik, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Jinfedtik, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Jinfedtik's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Jinfedtik's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Jinfedtik eight times a day.

2. Always count to six before sleeping.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Always remove trousers before entering holy places.

5. Do not count beyond four during ceremonies.