Gomnegbotbam is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, unthinking swallow.

Gomnegbotbam created a down quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gomnegbotbam, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Gomnegbotbam, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Gomnegbotbam's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gomnegbotbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black scarves.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Always obey Gomnegbotbam's priests.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gomnegbotbam on top of all buildings.