Dogcenrag is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, overgenerous centaur.

Dogcenrag created snails two years ago.

If you believe in Dogcenrag, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dogcenrag, she will not care at all.

Dogcenrag's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Dogcenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.