Jansidbog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, pitiless gnu.

Jansidbog created dark matter two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Jansidbog, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Jansidbog, it will ignore you.

Jansidbog's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jansidbog's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve rings.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jansidbog.

3. Do not kill tortoises.

4. Always help geese in need.

5. Do not listen to music.