Fidablik is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, selfish badger.

Fidablik created dark matter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidablik, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Fidablik, she will be very sad.

Fidablik's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Fidablik's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Do not take Fidablik's name in vain.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.