Arnzigbud is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, overgenerous fly.

Arnzigbud created humankind eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Arnzigbud, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Arnzigbud, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Arnzigbud's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Arnzigbud's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silver sculpture of Arnzigbud on top of all buildings.

2. Never sit near sheep.

3. Run away if nine otters approach from the east.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.