Hunjenhan is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, merciful wyrm.

Hunjenhan created the Tadpole Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hunjenhan, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hunjenhan, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Hunjenhan's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Hunjenhan's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not eat strawberries.