Rowgonlarp is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, proud mink.

Rowgonlarp created the planet Jupiter four billion years ago.

If you believe in Rowgonlarp, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowgonlarp, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Rowgonlarp's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Rowgonlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rowgonlarp in the centre of the settlement.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Rowgonlarp on top of all buildings.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.