Narflywit is a god.

She takes the form of a two thousand metre long, slow giraffe.

Narflywit created Africa two billion years ago.

If you believe in Narflywit, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Narflywit, she will strike you with lightening.

Narflywit's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Narflywit's Holy Commandments

1. Narflywit loves pigs, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Worship no other gods but Narflywit.

4. Never think about dwarf planets.

5. You must never eat parsnips.