Saddiss is a god.

He takes the form of a large, caring duck.

Saddiss created the Sun two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Saddiss, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Saddiss, he will strike you with lightening.

Saddiss' most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Saddiss' Holy Commandments

1. Run away if four porpoises approach from the south.

2. Do not dye your hair mauve.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. You must never eat peanuts.

5. Do not shave your face.