Spagxinmit is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, able human.

Spagxinmit created a photon nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Spagxinmit, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Spagxinmit, she will destroy your favourite star.

Spagxinmit's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Spagxinmit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Never think about planets.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Spagxinmit must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Spagxinmit's name in vain.