Gubbab is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying snake.

Gubbab created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Gubbab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Gubbab, it will torture you forever.

Gubbab's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Gubbab's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange seals, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about badgers.

3. Worship no other gods but Gubbab.

4. Erect a giant mauve sculpture of Gubbab in the centre of the settlement.

5. Put Gubbab first in all things.