Dotxinlad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, all-powerful squirrel.

Dotxinlad created the planet Jupiter seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dotxinlad, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dotxinlad, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Dotxinlad's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Dotxinlad's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during spring.

2. Dotxinlad loves foxes, so they must be honoured.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Erect a giant zinc sculpture of Dotxinlad in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.