Fotbamsat is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, irritating hedgehog.

Fotbamsat created an electron eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotbamsat, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Fotbamsat, it will send you a sign.

Fotbamsat's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Fotbamsat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Do not chant in public.

3. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fotbamsat on top of all buildings.

4. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not drink water in violet rooms.