Stiphivgab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, blissful ferret.

Stiphivgab created dark energy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Stiphivgab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Stiphivgab, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Stiphivgab's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Stiphivgab's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not stand on grass.

4. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick tortoises.